$30 Haircut

Eleven lines, three characters, and one insult that became far more famous than the scene it originally came from. The $30 Haircut pack for Choicer Voicer, created by Us3rmin, takes its material from Android 13’s villain monologue in the Dragon Ball Z movies and turns that memorable exchange into a compact voice pack.

Android 13 Takes Center Stage

Most of the pack belongs to Android 13, while Goku and Trunks only step in briefly during the exchange. The distribution of lines is straightforward:

• Android 13 — eight lines that make up almost the entire speech, moving from sarcastic ridicule toward increasingly aggressive threats.
• Goku — one short response that does little to interrupt the villain’s momentum.
• Trunks — two lines that briefly confront Android 13 before the villain takes control of the conversation again.

The name of the pack is taken from the exchange’s most recognizable insult, which has developed a life of its own among fans. The readme follows the same idea, putting the spotlight on the exaggerated delivery that made the original scene so memorable. For the Android 13 role, the performance works best when the actor fully embraces the character’s arrogant and hostile attitude rather than trying to make the speech sound restrained or naturalistic.

There is also a noticeable progression in the villain’s delivery. The opening relies more on smugness and ridicule, while the later lines become much more openly threatening. That escalation is an important part of making the pack sound convincing. If the performance starts at maximum intensity, there is not much room left to build toward the final lines.

A Compact Pack for Group Sessions

With three separate characters involved, this pack works particularly well for a group session. One player can take the main Android 13 role, while two others handle the shorter parts belonging to Goku and Trunks. The uneven line distribution is intentional and reflects the original scene, where Android 13 clearly dominates the conversation.

You do not necessarily need to remember the movie scene to use the pack effectively. The basic dynamic is easy to understand from the dialogue itself: Android 13 controls the exchange while the heroes make only brief attempts to respond. Of course, anyone familiar with the source material will probably get more enjoyment from the reference, especially once the famous insult appears.

One Big Role and Two Smaller Ones

The different character workloads make this an interesting choice for a mixed-skill group. A player who enjoys dramatic performances can take Android 13 and handle nearly the entire confrontation, while the other participants only need to deliver a few shorter lines. Goku and Trunks are therefore considerably easier roles, making it possible to include players who would rather not perform a long villain monologue.

That imbalance is actually one of the pack’s strengths. Rather than forcing every character to have an equal number of lines, the pack preserves the structure of the original dialogue. Android 13 is supposed to dominate the scene, and the voice distribution reflects that same dynamic found in several other villain-focused voice packs.

Performance Matters More Than Complexity

Despite having only eleven lines, the Android 13 part requires more than simply reading the words with an angry voice. The performance needs to move through several stages, beginning with confident mockery and gradually turning into an openly menacing rant. The contrast between those moments gives the character’s speech its personality and keeps the relatively small pack from feeling flat.

The result is a short but highly character-driven pack built around one dominant performance. Three roles, eleven total lines, and a title inspired by an insult that became a recognizable meme long after the original film was released make Haircut an easy pick for fans of exaggerated villain dialogue and small-group Choicer Voicer sessions.